I see streets of gray, gray buildings too. I see them grow around me and you. And I think to myself: What the fuck is this shit? I see skies of … Continue reading What the fuck is this shit?
What Not To Eat When Depressed and Craving Cinnamon Toast
First things first… Do not take out two sticks of butter from the fridge. Never do that. Butter is the gateway to bad times. Okay. So you took out the … Continue reading What Not To Eat When Depressed and Craving Cinnamon Toast
How to Heal after being Profiled as a Cart Thief (because stealing carts is a lucrative business…)
Step 1: Sweet creamy protein chocolate goodness! Gives you the proteins needed for strong muscles to fight against systemic racism that has infected the minds of all humanity. Also, Chocolate … Continue reading How to Heal after being Profiled as a Cart Thief (because stealing carts is a lucrative business…)
If You Give Deadpool a Lightsaber
If you give Deadpool a lightsaber, he’s going to ask for another lightsaber. When you give him the second lightsaber, he’ll probably ask you for a red Sith robe. When he’s … Continue reading If You Give Deadpool a Lightsaber