- Mechanical keyboards are superior to all other keyboards.
- QWERTY is an alright keyboard structure, so long as you don’t have huge claws.
- It is not advised to take over an IMAX theater just because the screen is ergonomic for you.
- Getting griffin quills on this side of existence is harder than storing top secret documents in a bathroom.
- Cosplayers make surprisingly good tailors and should honestly get paid more for their services.
- Related to previous point: YELP reviews should allow for Dragons to post their reviews…
- Large-Type books are deceptive … Publishers, please consider the needs of larger beings.
- Using a large diamond to magnify human script is surprisely useful, so long as no treasure hunting mortals attempt to steal it.
- Flame-resistant paper should have been invented by now, if not for us allergy-ridden dragons at least for the librarians who are kind enough to let us into their buildings.
- The English tongue is and odd one…why is red, read, and read all pronounced differently?
- Human romance is … strange … what does “ship” mean in turns of romance? Do humans now send betroved lovers to each other using aquatic vessels?
- Horror is another genre I am only beginning to understand…Lovecraft must have been a master of the dark and unspeakable arts.
- Cookbooks are not to scale… Note to self: for every cup, convert to tons.
- Related to previous point: always cook outside … modern kitchens cannot hold a draconic loaf.
- Cozy mysteries are inspiring. Such pleasure in the mundane mixed with macabre subjects.
- Why are books regarding dragons labeled as fantasy? Some are historical, others are current events, and most are down-right tragedies.
- On that note, SMAUG WAS NOT SOME VILLIAN!
- Hobbits though, do make for brilliant tricksters.
- There really are no ergonomic reading chairs for dragons.
- Humans are, regardless of realm, still my favorite beings outside of dragon-kind.
The Literary Dragon 
Forgo ergonomic chairs and favor piles of pillows!